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Undercover Boss: Where Are They Now – SNL

>>> FIVE YEARS AGO, SUPREME
LEADER OF THE FIRST ORDER, KYLO REN, WENT UNDERCOVER IN HIS
ORGANIZATION AND PLEDGED TO CHANGE HIS COMPANY FOR THE
BETTER. TONIGHT, WE'LL FIND OUT IF HE
KEPT HIS PROMISE IN AN UNDERCOVER BOSS SPECIAL: WHERE
ARE THEY NOW? KYLO REN.
>> I'LL SAY IT. I HAVEN'T BEEN THE BEST BOSS
LATELY. I'VE BEEN A LITTLE DISTRACTED BY
SOME PERSONAL DRAMA. >> DRAMA IS RIGHT.
DAYS AFTER APPEARING ON OUR SHOW, KYLO KILLED HIS DAD, CUT
HIS MENTOR IN HALF, AND FIRED UPON HIS MOTHER'S SPACECRAFT,
AND IS NOW OBSESSED WITH FINDING A YOUNG JEDI NAMED REY.
SO KYLO IS GOING BACK UNDERCOVER TO GET THINGS ON TRACK.
BUT THIS TIME AS RANDY, AN ENTRY LEVEL INTERN.
>> TIME TO GET A FRESH PERSPECTIVE.
LET'S INTERN.

>> SHE PUT IT ON THE WRONG SIDE.
>> HIDDEN CAMERAS WERE PLACED ALL OVER THE SHIP AND NO ONE
KNOWS RANDY IS REALLY KYLO REN. >> HI GUYS, I'M RANDY, THE NEW
INTERN. >> OKAY, BOOMER.
OKAY, BOOMER. >> ALL RIGHT.
>> OKAY, SO HEY, WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK.
WHEN KYLO REN OFFERS REY HIS HAND FOR THE SECOND TIME, DO YOU
GUYS THINK SHE'LL TAKE IT? >> WHO CARES?
>> I DO. I DO.
>> I LEARNED ALL THE INTERNS HERE DO ALL THE BITCH WORK.
CLERICAL STUFF, FOOD AND DRINK ORDERS, DROID WRANGLING.
DO YOU KNOW WHO IS IN CHARGE OF FUEL INVOICES?
>> I THINK YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THESE NUTS?
>> EVERYONE'S BEEN REALLY NICE SO FAR.
SOME MORE THAN OTHERS. >> THE FLEET IS AMASSING ON
EXOGOL. >> ONE BLUE STAR MILK?
>> THAT'S MINE.

WITH SARLACC CREAM.
YES? >> DON'T GO BACK.
>> DON'T GO BACK. STRAW?
GREAT, WE'LL JUST SUCK IT OUT OF THE LITTLE HOLE IN THE TOP.
THANK YOU, RANDY. GOOD-BYE.
BYE NOW. >> OH, MY GOD.
ARE YOU OKAY? >> THAT NEW INTERN IS KYLO REN,
RIGHT? >> THOSE —
I JUST DID THAT. >> I THINK THE TRAY IS EMPTY.
>> HE BROKE ANOTHER PRINTER. AND DID YOU HEAR?
HE KILLED SOME ADMIRAL. EARLIER HE CAME UP TO ME AND WAS
SO IN MY FACE. HE CARESSED ME.
HE CARESSED ME. >> THAT NIGHT, KYLO IS INVITED
TO FRIDAY FUN DAY DRINKS IN THE INTERN OFFICE.
>> WHAT'S WRONG? >> I APPLIED TO BE A FIGHTER
PILOT, AND THE DIRECTOR HE WAS LIKE, THE ONLY WAY FOR A WOMAN
TO FLY IN THE COCKPIT IS A DIRECT ORDER FROM KYLO REN.
LIKE THAT WILL EVER HAPPEN.

'M RANDY

>> THE CULTURE HERE NEEDED TO
CHANGE. EVERYBODY DESERVES A SHOT.
IF I CAN BE A SMALL PART OF THAT CHANGE, I WILL.
>> CONGRATULATIONS. >> I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW.
>> MAYBE ONE OF THESE DAYS, YOU'LL BE AS GOOD A PILOT AS
KYLO REN. >> KYLO REN?
NO, I WANT TO FLY LIKE LUKE SKYWALKER.
>> AND NOW YOU'LL DIE LIKE HIM TOO.
OKAY? >> WELL, HOW DID IT GO?
I'D SAY PRETTY GOOD.

I MADE FOUR NEW FRIENDS AND ONLY
KILLED ONE OF THEM. I'D SAY THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD
START. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ].

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