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STEVE: ALL RIGHT, GUYS. POINT VALUES ARE DOUBLE. TOP 8 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. IF A MALE STRIPPER CALLS HIMSELF THE HANDYMAN, NAME SOMETHING HE MIGHT USE IN HIS ACT. JAMES: A GLOVE. STEVE: GLOVE. ROOSEVELT: GOOD ANSWER. CONNIE: HIS HAND. STEVE: HIS HAND. PASS OR PLAY? CONNIE: WE'LL PLAY. STEVE: YOU'RE GONNA PLAY. ROOSEVELT: GOOD TRY, GOOD TRY, GOOD TRY. STEVE: MISS CONNIE, WHAT DO YOU DO? CONNIE: WELL, I'M RETIRED, AND MY HUSBAND'S RETIRED, AND WE JUST DO WHATEVER WE WANT. HA HA! STEVE: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. CONNIE: WE'VE BEEN MARRIED 50 YEARS. STEVE: REALLY? CONNIE: 51 NEXT MONTH. STEVE: WOW. CONNIE: YEP. STEVE: WOW! CONNIE: YEAH! HA HA! STEVE: THAT'S BIG.

JEFF, HOW YOU DOING, MAN? JEFF: I'M DOING GREAT. HOW ARE YOU, STEVE? STEVE: WHAT DO YOU DO? JEFF: 17 YEARS AT THE HOME DEPOT CORPORATE OFFICE. STEVE: OH. MY MAN. JEFF: YEAH. STEVE: DO YOU KNOW THAT HOME DEPOT IS IN MY TOP 3 FAVORITE STORES? JEFF: ALL RIGHT. WE'LL TAKE IT. STEVE: THAT'S PRETTY GOOD, MAN. ALL RIGHT, JEFF? IF A MALE STRIPPER CALLED HIMSELF THE HANDYMAN, NAME SOMETHING HE MIGHT USE IN HIS ACT? JEFF: HIS HAMMER. STEVE: HIS HAMMER. YEAH! CONNIE: GOOD ANSWER! WHOO! LYNN: GOOD JOB. STEVE: HEY, LYNN. HOW YOU DOING? LYNN: HEY THERE. GREAT. HOW ARE YOU? STEVE: OK. GOOD.

ALL RIGHT, LYNN. LET'S GO. IF A MALE STRIPPER CALLED HIMSELF THE HANDYMAN, NAME SOMETHING HE MIGHT USE IN HIS ACT. LYNN: HIS HARDHAT, STEVE. STEVE: HIS HARDHAT. JEFF: GOOD ANSWER. LYNN: AW. STEVE: HEY, JENNIFER. UH, IF A MALE STRIPPER CALLED HIMSELF THE HANDYMAN, NAME SOMETHING HE MIGHT USE IN HIS ACT. JENNIFER: HOW ABOUT HIS TOOL BELT? STEVE: TOOL BELT.

BAD HANDYMAN

JENNIFER: WHOO! STEVE: HEY, MACEY. WHAT DO YOU DO? MACEY: SO I JUST RECENTLY GRADUATED FROM GEORGIA STATE UNIVERSITY. STEVE: GEORGIA STATE? OH, THAT'S A GOOD SCHOOL. MACEY: YES, SIR. WITH A DEGREE IN SPORT ADMINISTRATION. STEVE: OH, OK. MACEY: SO I'VE BEEN INTERNING WITH A GOLF TOUR, AND I KNOW YOU HAVE YOUR ANNUAL GOLF TOURNAMENT WITH YOUR FOUNDATION, SO IF YOU EVER NEED ANY HELP, I'M THE GIRL TO CALL.

STEVE: THAT'D BE GREAT. MACEY: YEAH. STEVE: ALL RIGHT, MACEY. IF A MALE–ONLY ONE STRIKE. IF A MALE STRIPPER CALLED HIMSELF THE HANDYMAN, NAME SOMETHING HE MIGHT USE IN HIS ACT. MACEY: I'M GONNA SAY HANDCUFFS. JENNIFER: I'M ALL FOR IT. I LIKE THIS. GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: YOU–YOU JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT? MACEY: YEAH. STEVE: A HANDYMAN WITH SOME HANDCUFFS? OK. MACEY: HE'S A BAD HANDYMAN. HA HA HA! STEVE: OK, MACEY. HANDCUFFS. CONNIE, WE GOT TWO STRIKES NOW. WE GOT TO BE CAREFUL. CONNIE: WE HAVE GOT TO BE CAREFUL. STEVE: THE BROADOUS FAMILY CAN STEAL. WE GOT TO STRIKES. IF A MALE STRIPPER CALLED HIMSELF THE HANDYMAN, NAME SOMETHING HE MIGHT USE IN HIS ACT. CONNIE: HE'S GONNA USE HIS SCREWDRIVER. JEFF: YEAH! STEVE: YEAH! YEAH! LET'S GET THAT SCREWDRIVER OUT! YEAH! LET'S GET TO DRIVING SOMETHING. CONNIE: WHOO. STEVE: SCREWDRIVER. CONNIE: WHOO! STEVE: JEFF, TWO STRIKES. THE BROADOUS FAMILY CAN STEAL. IF A MALE STRIPPER CALLED HIMSELF THE HANDYMAN, NAME SOMETHING HE MIGHT USE IN HIS ACT.

JEFF: HIS WRENCH. STEVE: HEH HEH. YEAH. HIS WRENCH. CONNIE: WHOO! JEFF: LET'S GO, BABE. STEVE: LYNN, TWO STRIKES. BROADOUS FAMILY CAN STEAL. LYNN: HIS WORK BOOTS. STEVE: PUT ON THEM WORK BOOTS. PUT THEM BOOTS ON AND COME ON IN HERE. LYNN: HA HA HA! STEVE: WORK BOOTS. FAMILY. ROOSEVELT: COME ON, GUYS! STEVE: IF A MALE STRIPPER CALLED HIMSELF THE HANDYMAN, NAME SOMETHING HE MIGHT USE IN HIS ACT. ROOSEVELT: ALL RIGHT. WE'RE GONNA SAY DRILL, STEVE. STEVE: GOT TO GET HIS DRILL IN IT. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] NUMBER 8. AUDIENCE: HIS "TOOL." STEVE: 7. ROOSEVELT: TOOL. OOH! AUDIENCE: TAPE MEASURE..

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